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THE FUNNY UNCLES "cartoon mouse" T-SHIRT
$15.00
RELEASED: September 19th, 2017
PRESSED: 50 T-Shirts+Download Cards
Limited edition hand screen printed t-shirts. All include a download card that has all 180 jingles for your favorite companies, brands, political parties and more
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PRESSED: 50 T-Shirts+Download Cards
Limited edition hand screen printed t-shirts. All include a download card that has all 180 jingles for your favorite companies, brands, political parties and more
Click here to listen
TURQOUIZ NOIZ "maize" SKATE DECK
$70.00
These are limited edition skate decks made by Maize Skateboards.
The three characters on the board represent the 3 different members of the band as men, women and trans. This artwork also includes other Navajo symbolism that can be seen on all sides of the board. This image is meant to be destroyed, this board is light and meant for shredding and grinding.
The three characters on the board represent the 3 different members of the band as men, women and trans. This artwork also includes other Navajo symbolism that can be seen on all sides of the board. This image is meant to be destroyed, this board is light and meant for shredding and grinding.
DRUNK & HORNY "under the covers" CD
$5.99
RELEASED: July 29th, 2017
PRESSED: 100 CDs
TRACK LIST:
01. Network
02. I Hope We Break Up
03. Number Three
04. Sex Addict
05. Alienations For The Rich
06. I Love To Lie
07. What To Do
08. Handicap Girl
09. Cried My Last Tear
10. Tempe Town Lake
11. Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?
12. I Think I'd Like To Fuck A Donut
13. Paddelin’ Maddelin’
14. Fight The Moon
15. Cocaine
16. I'm Sick Of Feminists
17. Let's Get Naked
18. I Like Cumming The Best
19. You're A Grand Old Flag
20. Apathy For The Devil
21. Hello Doggy
22. I'm Going To Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight
23. Too Little Too Late
24. Cheer Up Already
25. K.D. And Randy
26. Apathy For The Devil
27. Hello, Goodnight
28. Peacocks on Dayton
Artwork by The Avery Family
PRESSED: 100 CDs
TRACK LIST:
01. Network
02. I Hope We Break Up
03. Number Three
04. Sex Addict
05. Alienations For The Rich
06. I Love To Lie
07. What To Do
08. Handicap Girl
09. Cried My Last Tear
10. Tempe Town Lake
11. Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?
12. I Think I'd Like To Fuck A Donut
13. Paddelin’ Maddelin’
14. Fight The Moon
15. Cocaine
16. I'm Sick Of Feminists
17. Let's Get Naked
18. I Like Cumming The Best
19. You're A Grand Old Flag
20. Apathy For The Devil
21. Hello Doggy
22. I'm Going To Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight
23. Too Little Too Late
24. Cheer Up Already
25. K.D. And Randy
26. Apathy For The Devil
27. Hello, Goodnight
28. Peacocks on Dayton
Artwork by The Avery Family
DINOSAUR LOVE "the gospel" CD
$9.99 - $19.99
RELEASED: April 28th, 2017
PRESSED: 100 CD'S
TRACK LIST:
01.Where Have They Gone?
02.Jesusaurus Rex
03.Aliens Helped The Dinosaurs Build The Pyramids
04.Secret Agent Dinosaur
05.Dinosaur Illuminati
06.Sink It In The Tar
07.WW2 Was Fought With Dinosaurs & Lazer Beams
08.Area 51
9.Kill The Illuminati
10. Meteor Crash
Artwork by Andrew Goldfarb, Kevin Flanagan and Ryan Avery
All CD's include a 12 page zine with extra literature about dinosaurs, the illuminati, aliens and more.
SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION BOOK SAFES - only 30 made.
PRESSED: 100 CD'S
TRACK LIST:
01.Where Have They Gone?
02.Jesusaurus Rex
03.Aliens Helped The Dinosaurs Build The Pyramids
04.Secret Agent Dinosaur
05.Dinosaur Illuminati
06.Sink It In The Tar
07.WW2 Was Fought With Dinosaurs & Lazer Beams
08.Area 51
9.Kill The Illuminati
10. Meteor Crash
Artwork by Andrew Goldfarb, Kevin Flanagan and Ryan Avery
All CD's include a 12 page zine with extra literature about dinosaurs, the illuminati, aliens and more.
SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION BOOK SAFES - only 30 made.
TURQOUIZ NOIZ "sweat lodge"
$8.99 - $15.99
RELEASED: November 16th, 2016
PRESSED: 100 Tapes / 500 LP's
TRACK LIST:
01. Green Hair
02. Until We Die
03. Nursery Rhyme
04. Choices
05. Stoner
06. Aware
07. Glad I Laughed
08. Windows
09. Noise
10. Braid
Artwork by Simon Thornton
PRESSED: 100 Tapes / 500 LP's
TRACK LIST:
01. Green Hair
02. Until We Die
03. Nursery Rhyme
04. Choices
05. Stoner
06. Aware
07. Glad I Laughed
08. Windows
09. Noise
10. Braid
Artwork by Simon Thornton
HUMAN BEHAVIOR "kedumim" CD
$9.99
RELEASED: September 29th, 2016
PRESSED: 300 CD's
TRACK LIST:
01. The Spirit Is Upon Me, Because He Has Ordered Me To Preach That Singing Saves The Poor Of Heart
02. He Has Sent Me To Fuck My Brokenheartedness
03. To Preach Deliverance To The Captives Within Me
04. And Recovering Of Sight To The Blindness Of My Lust
05. To Set At Liberty My Parts That Are Bruised
06. And He Came To Nazareth
07. When The Heaven Was Shut Up
08. He Heard His Things And Were Filled With Pain
09. And Rose Up And Threw Him Out Of The City And Led Him To The Brow Where Our City Was Built That We Might Cast Him Down Head First
10. As We Remember That No Prophet Is Accepted In Their Own Country
11. We Sing 'This Is The Day My Mind Has Made; Let Me Rejoice And Be Glad In It."
Artwork by Morgan Anderson
PRESSED: 300 CD's
TRACK LIST:
01. The Spirit Is Upon Me, Because He Has Ordered Me To Preach That Singing Saves The Poor Of Heart
02. He Has Sent Me To Fuck My Brokenheartedness
03. To Preach Deliverance To The Captives Within Me
04. And Recovering Of Sight To The Blindness Of My Lust
05. To Set At Liberty My Parts That Are Bruised
06. And He Came To Nazareth
07. When The Heaven Was Shut Up
08. He Heard His Things And Were Filled With Pain
09. And Rose Up And Threw Him Out Of The City And Led Him To The Brow Where Our City Was Built That We Might Cast Him Down Head First
10. As We Remember That No Prophet Is Accepted In Their Own Country
11. We Sing 'This Is The Day My Mind Has Made; Let Me Rejoice And Be Glad In It."
Artwork by Morgan Anderson
